Classic
Two little boys had two little toys, Each had a wooden horse. Gaily they played each summers day, warriors both of course. Then one little chap he had a mishap, broke off his horse's head. Wept for his toy then cried with joy as his young playmate said: Verse 2: "Did you think I would leave you crying when there's room on my horse for two? Climb up here Joe and don't be crying I can go just as fast with two. When we grow up we'll both be soldiers and our horses will not be toys. And I wonder if we'll remember when we were two little boys." Verse 3: Long years passed and war came so fast, bravely they marched away. Cannons roared loud and in the mad crowd, wounded and dying lay. Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out, out from the ranks so blue. Gallops away to where Joe lay, then came a voice he knew: Verse 4: "Did you think I would leave you dying when there's room on my horse for two? Climb up here Jack we'll soon be flying, I can go just as fast with two. What you say Jack I'm all a tremble, perhaps it's the battle's noise. But I think it's that I remember when we were two little boys. The Rovers(clap calp clap), The Rovers (clap clap clap), The Rovers(clap clap clap)...
Sung against the Dirty Preston or the Inbreds at Burnley
Sung to the tune of 'Always look on the Bright Side of Life'
Song by Seurieus Band, dedicated to Persib Bandung. Sihung Maung means Tiger Fangs because Persib known as Maung Bandung (Tiger of Bandung)
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10 Men Went to Bed with Ashley Tezahürü
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The Football League Is Upside Down Tezahürü
When suffering a particularly heavy defeat and at the wrong end of the table