Sung to the tune of "Oh when the Saints"
Oh Paisley is wonderful, Oh Paisley is wonderful, It's full a t*ts f*nny and St. Mirren, Oh Paisley is wonderful...
A song for when we are winning with onlyten men on the pitch
Are You County in Disguise Tezahürü
Sung to away fans if their teams are crap - asking if they are Stockport County
A song aimed at rubbish teams pushing for promotion to the football league