Mortal foes
Away in a manger a crib for a bed, The little lord Jesus sat up and he said: We hate Kettering, and we hate Kettering, We hate Kettering and we hate Kettering, We are Kettering haters We hate Kettering, We hate Kettering (death tune) Du du duda du du du du du duda, DIE!!!!!
Shearer guiding the Geordies to The Championship
Shearer Wherever You Maybe Tezahürü
Alan taking Newcastle to the Championship, lovely job
Can You Hear the Pop End Sing Tezahürü
The Big Bank makes the pop end look s*ite
Sometimes b*stards replaces Torquay in the words