Sung to the tune of The Blaydon Races...
Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin, Sheppard and Hall where having a ball, n' said in the sunday papers, The fans are sh*te, they're not too bright, The lasses have ugly faces, What a terrible stench there is, In the boardroom at Sid James'. The toon's enraged, they've been betrayed, They want a resignation, The shares they fell because of the smell, Nationwide their destination, And further down south, Mick McCarthy's planning a celebration, Promotion to the premier league and Newcastle's relegation…
There's Only One Jorge Cadete Tezahürü
Here's one we used to sing about an ex Celtic striker
One we've been singing at the Celtic fans after they crashed out of European competition after getting pumped 5-0 by Art Media.
Always here, one of the oldest clubs in the league.
Boring, Boring Arsenal Tezahürü
Sung when teams are as boring as the arse.