Heard in a pub recently
Down with pride, We're going down with pride, We're going down with pride, We're going down with pride...
What's That Going over Your Head Tezahürü
Sung to the tune of Whats That Coming Over The Hill, after Bentleys goal against the Scum
A song for when we are winning with onlyten men on the pitch
Are You County in Disguise Tezahürü
Sung to away fans if their teams are crap - asking if they are Stockport County
A song aimed at rubbish teams pushing for promotion to the football league