Harsh but fair
His Neck Scars Proves he's lost his head, Tevez Tevez, He'll never s*ag a sexy bird, Tevez Tevez, You ugly tw*t, You dirty c*nt, They've stitched your head on back to front, Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster's Son. Nanananananana, Nanananananana, You dirty cu*t, you ugly tw*t, You better fuc*k off you little rat, Carlos Tevez you fu*king backward tw*t.. Also sung with: You´ll never sh*g a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez, You´ll never sh*g a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez, You Argie tw*t, you are a c*nt, You´ve sown your head on back to front, Calrlos Tevez, Herman Munster head...
Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down Tezahürü
This one is to last year's game when liver birds sailed over Stamford and the Kop vanquished 1-0
To the tune of "That Boy Ronaldo". Daley is referenced as the 14 year old British diving prodigy.
Tune of if u all hate Manc Scum clap ya hands (Ed: Also see If You Hate Leeds United Have A Go, on the Leeds page
When I Was Just a Little Boy!! Tezahürü
this is owning that blue merseyside scum that don't even deserve a name
Dirk Kuyt Whereever You May Be Tezahürü
Another version of the Dirk Kuyt song
Quality song re Owens two late goals in the 2001 FA Cup fina v Arsenal