Short but effective
Jimmy Bullard, Better than Frank Lampard, Better than Stevie Gerrard, That's our Jimmy Bullard...
Sung against Everton or Liverpool when the ref is on their side
Wembley's Too Small for Us Tezahürü
Sung after the attendance is anounced at Wembley
He's Got Birdsh*t in His Hair! Tezahürü
Sung at the rat of a player for Colchester Perkins. To the tune of He's Got The Whole World.
Yet another for the only striker boro had who was worth the amount we paid
Swamm Away to Cardiff Bay Tezahürü
Song for Dimi Konstantoplous, see Youtube for tune
Shearer guiding the Geordies to The Championship