Old time song to gee up Crawley Town
Come on you reds, Come on you reds, Come on you reds, Come on you reds...
A chant for the guy who put us to Wembley Louis Saha (Ed: Not sure of the significance of tea?)
Shave Your Hair off for the Clyde Tezahürü
The latest fundraising idea for Clyde!
Torquays Going Up but They're Going Straight Back Down Tezahürü
Tune of yellow sumbarine