Lawrie Wilson song
I would rather have a Lawrie than a van, I would rather have a Lawrie than a van I would rather have a Lawrie, Rather have a Lawrie, Rather have a Lawrie than a van...
Take Back Constantine Tezahürü
Sung to Leeds because after buying Constantine from Leeds he has been rubbish
We've Done It Before, We'll Do It Again! Tezahürü
Sung for the rest of the season after Everton 2-3 Villa whenever we went behind
Premiership You're Havin a Laff Tezahürü
Sung at a premiership club when they're playing bad