Scouse (again...)
She's got chlamydia, She's got chlamydia, She's got chlamydia, She's got chlamydia... (repeated)
Stand Up If You Hate Preston Tezahürü
Great to play on yer iPhone in the pub
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy Tezahürü
So easy. Accompanied by clapping yer hands above yer head
He Eats What He Wants Tezahürü
Having a go at Forest's Andy Reid, greedy little man
Sung to unknown team who we have never heard of