Classic for the 70's Red Army days
(Chorus) We battered scousers, Geordies, Cockneys, Brummies too (and the ICF), For we are the famous scoreboard paddock crew, So we will get off those trains and wait, Outside those shed end gates, And batter one armed Babs and his harmless little few With doc martens on our feet We marched into the Kippax Street, Claiming that our King was Denis Law, He once stood infront of the Stretford End, Scoring goals that sent us around the bend, But Denis doesnt play here anymore. (chorus) The football league was boring us, When Europe started calling us, They said come on over and show us all your ways, Tell us all about your rucks, You drive around in transit trucks, Tell us of the battle of St. Etienne (chorus) You gave us joy of the Busby Babes, Then Bestie came and he amazed, And Denis Law was the King of the Stretford End, I'd play football in my local street, Cos i loved what you did with it at your feet, The boots you wore had all seen better days. (chorus)
Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs... or simple songs!
Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire or Yorkshire team
We normally sh*t all over the thick Brummy Drongo's...
This Is How It Feels to Be Bolton Chant
Pure p*ss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as well
If You Support Leeds United Chant
Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung it...
Who's That Lying on the Forecourt? Chant
The soft t*ats could never scrap...
The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody Chant
Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers the whole thing, but he's the only one. We only use it for train journeys, etc