When some little bitch dives or takes a dramatic tumble
She fell over, She fell over, She fell over, She fell over, She fell over, She fell over, She fell over...
When you see a hot woman, or a fat b*stard plays for the oppostion
Is That All You Take Away Chant
When fans bring f*ck all away supporters with them
Dirty. To the tune of "If you like a lot of CHocolate on yer biscuit join our Club"
When We Find Ourselves in Times of Trouble, John Terry Chant
The Chelsea Supremo