Sang to an attractive woman with big 'Knockers'
Get your t*** out, Get your t*** out, Get your t*** out for the lads, Get your t*** out for the lads...
Should Have Banked with the Woolwich Chant
To Newcastle who were sponsored by the Northern Rock
You'll Never Lick the Beever Chant
Sheffield Wednesday (133 Songs)
No one gets past the mighty Mark Beevers
Sung to bait visiting fans during 7-0 win after Tommy Docherty had just left Chelsea 'To Excerpts From A Teenage Opera' by Keith West