
If only....
If I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the a**e of a crow, I'd fly over Ipswich tommorow, And s**t on the b***ards below (below), S**t on,s**t on,oh s**t on the b***ards below...
Sung to the song 'I don't care if it rains or freezes as long as I've got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dash board of my car'
If You Want to Go to Heaven When You Die Chant
If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die
You're Just a Fat Eddie Murphy Chant
Sung to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at home when we stuffed Charlton 3-1!!