You Are the Morton (The Smelly Morton): SMFC Songs

St. Mirren

havin' a go at the smelly Morton.

Lyrics

You are the Morton, The smelly Morton, You're only happy on giro day, Yer ma's a stealer, Yer da's a dealer, Oh please don't take my hubcaps away...

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