Sung to the tune of The Blaydon Races...
Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin, Sheppard and Hall where having a ball, n' said in the sunday papers, The fans are sh*te, they're not too bright, The lasses have ugly faces, What a terrible stench there is, In the boardroom at Sid James'. The toon's enraged, they've been betrayed, They want a resignation, The shares they fell because of the smell, Nationwide their destination, And further down south, Mick McCarthy's planning a celebration, Promotion to the premier league and Newcastle's relegation…
Sung to wonder kid Chris Martin after his sensational first team debut.
Ooo Huckerby (Ed: Don't normally let these through without Audio, but he deserves to have his song in the collection)
This is usually taunted at Wolves, Villa or ex Birmingham players.
Sung to Huddersfield 07/08 season when they had a 17yr old in goal coz their other keeper was sent off at Southend