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We're Newcastle and We're Gonna Win Nothing
Newcastle fans taking the mickey out of their own trophy drought with dark humour.
Only Geordies could turn their own pain into a terrace banger. When trophies weren't coming, the Toon Army did what they do best, found the funny side and sang about it anyway. A classic piece of Newcastle United dark humour, this one comes from the Mike Ashley era. The NUFC fans that Geordie spirit never quits, hear it on FanChants.
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Newcastle United went without a major domestic trophy from 1955 (FA Cup) until the 2025 Carabao Cup victory, a period fans acknowledged with characteristic Geordie dry wit in chants like this one.