
Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune.
If you come down to the Stretford End, You'd better not come alone, If you come down to the Stretford End, You'd better be in disguise, For all the fans that ever was, Are gathered here today because, Today's the day that we play Man City...
Who's That C***ing over Your Bird Chant
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of '"is it a monster'"
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club Chant
Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers!
Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing '10 men, we've only got ten men'.