For record goalscorer King Joey
His name is Joe Harper, The Cock o the North, He plays at Pittodrie, Just North of Kincorth, He drinks all the whisky, The Newcastle Brown, The Beach End Boys are in town, Na na na, Na na na na na na na na na na
We Hate Airdre More Than You! Chant
Sung at Motherwell, it's true we hate you too
Gettin it up Celtic, Rangers and other weegie overspill team!