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SAFC chant · England

My Garden Shed

Garden-shed taunt.

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Sunderland sing this as a laugh-at-the-ground taunt, with the garden-shed punchline doing all the work. The joke lands through the chant's repeated comparison.

Lyrics for My Garden Shed

My garden shed (my garden shed), Is bigger than this (is bigger than this), My garden shed is bigger than this, It's got a door and a window, My garden shed is bigger than this...
Language · English Team · Sunderland
Behind the chant

What's the story behind My Garden Shed?

The window-and-door line is the joke that gives the chant its shape.

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