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My Garden Shed
Saints mock a tiny ground.
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My Garden Shed is St Johnstone away-end mischief. The joke is that the ground is so small even a garden shed looks bigger, door and window included. It is one of those chants that works best when the visiting support decides the stadium deserves a song of its own.
Lyrics for My Garden Shed
My garden shed (my garden shed),
Is bigger than this (is bigger than this),
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It's got a door and a window,
My garden shed is bigger than this...
Language · English
Team · St. Johnstone
Behind the chant
What's the story behind My Garden Shed?
The lyric spells out the gag with the door-and-window detail, making the insult visual as well as loud.
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