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RFC chant · England

Useless

Reading's useless taunt.

Sung by Reading · League One · England

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Useless is a blunt Reading taunt, leaning on repetition and terrace bite instead of any bigger story. It works as a quick burst aimed across the ground rather than a long singalong.

Lyrics for Useless

De de de de, f*cking useless, De de de de, f*cking useless, De de de de, f*cking useless…
Language · English Team · Reading
Behind the chant

What's the story behind Useless?

Most of the effect comes from how hard the line is repeated.

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