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Manchester, Merseyside, Elland Road, Kiddo, Council House, San Siro

A Manchester United terrace taunt.

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This Manchester United chant is a terrace taunt, built around a short line that can be repeated quickly at rivals, opponents, or the matchday moment. It carries the bite of the stand without needing detailed backstory.

Lyrics for Manchester, Merseyside, Elland Road, Kiddo, Council House, San Siro

Oh Manchester (oh Manchester), Is wonderful (is wonderful), Oh Manchester is wonderful, Its full of t*ts, f*nny and United! Oh Manchester is wonderful! Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside), Is full of s*it (is full of s*it), Oh Merseyside is full of s*it, Its full of s*it, s*it and more s*it, Oh Merseyside is full of s*it. Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road), Is full of sheep (is full of sheep), Oh Elland Road is full of sheep, Its full of sheep, sheep and more sheep, Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP! Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd), Is still a Manc, (is still a Manc), Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc, He f*cked up Leeds United, Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc! The Council House (the Council House), Is Never Full (is Never Full), The Council House Is Never Full, Unless they play Man United, The Council House is never full! The San Siro (the San Siro), Is Never Full (is Never Full), The San Siro Is Never Full, Unless they play Man United, The San Siro is never full!
Language · English Team · Manchester United
Behind the chant

What's the story behind Manchester, Merseyside, Elland Road, Kiddo, Council House, San Siro?

Short taunts travel well because the crowd can pick them up after one repeat.

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