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CPFC chant · England

No One Hates You No One Cares

Crystal Palace funny taunt chant.

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A Crystal Palace taunt chant whose humour comes from a blunt one-line idea. The joke lands because the refrain is so simple and repeatable.

Lyrics for No One Hates You No One Cares

No-one hate's you, No-one hate's you, No-one hate's you, No-one cares... No-one hate's you, No-one hate's you, No-one hate's you, No-one cares...
Language · English Team · Crystal Palace
Behind the chant

What's the story behind No One Hates You No One Cares?

The punchline is the point, so the chant stays short and direct.

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