For the new boy
Viva Macheda, Viva Macheda, Who the hell is he, He just gave us three, Viva Macheda...
Sung against Everton or Liverpool when the ref is on their side
Lewes can't win a game in 19, relegated in march
Canto Wembley's Too Small for Us
Sung after the attendance is anounced at Wembley
Canto We Hate Those Northern Geordies
Funny one taking the mick out out those pie lovers