Because we're better than bottom.
The Premier League, (The Premier League!), Is Upside down! (Is upside down!), The Premier League is upside down, 'Cos we're on top, with Stoke and Boro, And United's going down!
Canto We Got the Best Midfield in the World
A sung about the worlds greatest midfield
Sung because of his great tackle against Watfords Tom Cleverly
Canto You Couldn't Sell Your Tickets
Sung wen the other team don't fill ground