haha
You are a Mackem, An ugly Mackem, You're only happy, On giro day. Your mum's out thieving Your dad's drug dealing, So please don't take my hubcaps away...
Canto Down with the Woolworths
Song for the Boro - heard at Toon v Smoggies 3-1
Canto Yorkshire Sheep Sh*ggers
one for scum - sang at Newcastle v Leeds (friendly)
On youtube sung by liverpool but fits in better for the toon
Canto We're Newcastle and Were Going to Win the League
heard at the Derby County match, tune of Yellow Submarine