To West Ham
Oh west London (oh west London), Is wonderful (is wonderful), Oh west London is wonderful, Full of tits, fanny and Chelsea, Oh west London is wonderful.. Oh east London (oh east London), Is full of s*it (is full of s*it), Oh east London is full of s*it, Full of s*it, s*it and more s*it, Oh east London is full of s*it...
Canto It's so Quiet at Anfield
So quiet you can hear them you can hear yer car alarm going off outside the stadium
Canto You're Worse Than Millwall
That's really saying something, the detritis of London
Chelsea's German winger or centre forward whose coming on strong this season (2013/14). The former Leverkusen and FC Mainz player was a member of Germany's squad in Euro 2012.
Canto Does the Social Know You Are Here
On the dole and at the footie, disgracefull
Canto Can You Hear the Bell Ring (At Pompey)
Sang at Pompey when Quasimodo their famous bell ringer couldn't be heard
Canto Where's the Bell? (Pompey)
Sung at Pompey looking for that freak of nature