To the tune That Boy Ronaldo
He dives to the left, He dives to the right, That c**t Ronaldo, Who cheats all the time...
Canto Gianfranco Zola Taking West Ham Down
Chelsea fans sing about Agent Zola's exploits at upton park
Our fox in the box (To the tune of "Come on and do the Conga)
Another song for our Dark Destroyer (To the tune of Who Let the Dogs Out by the Baha Men)