Who are we?!
Who are we?! Blue Army! Who are we?! Blue Army! Who are we?! Blue Army! (repeat until bored)
For the Frenchman Newcastle bought from Toulouse
You can't fault history, Rafa is the Buddha when it comes to Europe, bring on the Premiership.
Sung to tune of Just Can't Get Enough, for our mighty striker
Canto It's so Quiet at Anfield
So quiet you can hear them you can hear yer car alarm going off outside the stadium