Whay aye man...
It's so quiet, It's so quiet, It's so quiet, Sports Direct...
sung at upton park where we beat the scum 4 - 1
Canto Football Ground You're Having a Laugh
When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality
Canto Sing Yer Hearts out for the Lads
When the t!ts ain't coming out........