Not very good, are you?
Your support is, Your support is, Your support is f*cking sh*it, Your support is f*cking sh*it... (repeats)
Sung against the Dirty Preston or the Inbreds at Burnley
Sung to the tune of 'Always look on the Bright Side of Life'
Canto 10 Men Went to Bed with Ashley
Playing against Chelsea after the Cheryl/Ashley divorce
Canto The Football League Is Upside Down
When suffering a particularly heavy defeat and at the wrong end of the table
Canto We're Going to P*** on Your Party
When the opponents need a win to be promoted/champions
Canto (Sheffield Wednesday) They're Better Than You
Sang to Shef Utd fans