If only....
If I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the a**e of a crow, I'd fly over Ipswich tommorow, And s**t on the b***ards below (below), S**t on,s**t on,oh s**t on the b***ards below...
Sung to wonder kid Chris Martin after his sensational first team debut.
Ooo Huckerby (Ed: Don't normally let these through without Audio, but he deserves to have his song in the collection)
Sung to Spanish lookalike and previously axed Simon Lappin
Now the official song for our legendary top scorer.