For any team in Cockney land
He's only a pour cockney b*stard, His face was all tattered and torn, He made me feel sick, So i hit him with a brick, And now the c*nt isn't laughing and joking anymore...
Sung to Spanish lookalike and previously axed Simon Lappin
One we sang almost the entire game against Palace was very simple but everyone enjoyed it (and we even sang it during the other pre season friendlies):
Canto We Will Follow the Derby Away
Sang away at all games. Funniest was at Reading