Because we're better than bottom.
The Premier League, (The Premier League!), Is Upside down! (Is upside down!), The Premier League is upside down, 'Cos we're on top, with Stoke and Boro, And United's going down!
Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down Chant
This one is to last year's game when liver birds sailed over Stamford and the Kop vanquished 1-0
Martin Allens Barmy Army!!! Chant
A tune for the hero, hes a gud'un alrite..