Anti-Hibs song.
O'Connor flies over the ocean, O'Connor flies over the sea, Caldwells away to the Celtic, and Riordans joined him on a free!!! Hibees Hibees wave all ur players, goodbye, goodbye, Hibees Hibees wave all your players goodbye...
Rumoured that whilst at Dundee he sh*t in manager Simon Stainrod's shoe (he'd left a very expensive pair outside his room to be cleaned).
Canto My Old Man (Said Be a 'Well Fan)
To the tune of: My Old Man (Said Follow the Van)
Sang to the Rangers keeper after he had been diagnosed with schizophrenia