
Having a go at Aberdeen
Oh I can't read and I can't writ,e It doesn't really matter, Cos I support the Aberdeen, And I can drive a tractor...
Rumoured that whilst at Dundee he sh*t in manager Simon Stainrod's shoe (he'd left a very expensive pair outside his room to be cleaned).
My Old Man (Said Be a 'Well Fan) Chant
To the tune of: My Old Man (Said Follow the Van)