When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality
Football ground yer having laff, Football ground yer having laff, Football ground yer having laff, Football ground yer having laff...
Canto Football Ground You're Having a Laugh
When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality
Canto Sing Yer Hearts out for the Lads
When the t!ts ain't coming out........
You tough enough? (Ed: eplace West Ham with other rivals i.e. Spurs)