It's very short but gets the point across
For we hate Worthing and we hate Horsham, We don't give a f**k about borough (repeat)
His name's Joey Barton and he loves the toon as heard at QPR v Newcastle 2/5/10
For the Pride of Asians Park Ji Sung! (Ed: See Youtube, funny)
Taken The Mick Out If The Poor Scum (Ed: Man City in this case(, To The Tune Of Blue Moon