Great left back (sung in tune of so what by pink)
Lee! Lee! Lee! Lee! (chanted fast when he comes over to take one of his long throws) Na na na na na na na na na LEE, Na na na na na na na na na LEE, Na na na na na na na na na LEE...
Sung to the away fans when they don't start the wave when we ask them to
'avin a go at the keeper for his crap tracksuit
We Got the Best Midfield in the World Chant
A sung about the worlds greatest midfield
You're Supposed to Be at Home Chant
When the home fans are boring, rubbish home atmosphere