Man Utd 3-0 Wolves (reserves)
42 quid, to see the reserves! 42 quid, to see the reserves!
Who's That C***ing over Your Bird Chant
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of '"is it a monster'"
Dirk Kuyt as Good as He May Be Chant
Liverpool fans salute their striker to tune of Lord of the Dance.