
Nemanja vidic
He knows when you are s**t, He knows when you are class, Lille better watch their backs Or they'll be eating grass, Nemanja Vidic is coming to town... He loves to play in derbies, He loves to play Chelsea, The only team he doesnt like is Lille OSC. When they come to Old Trafford, He will be ready for his tea, United fans will be throwing objects at LOSC like they did to Gazza. If you call him fat, He will eat your cat, If you call him gay, You won't live another day, Nemanja Vidic is coming too town...
Who's That C***ing over Your Bird Chant
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of '"is it a monster'"
Dirk Kuyt as Good as He May Be Chant
Liverpool fans salute their striker to tune of Lord of the Dance.