dirty scouse
You are a scouser, A dirty scouser, You're only happy on giro day, Your mam's out stealing, Your dad's drug dealing, Please don't take my hubcaps away...
Let's Pretend We've Scored a Goal!!!!!! Chant
This chant was first sung last season, when we got hammered, 6-0 at home to the villa, fans were basically just taking the piss! Absolutely hilarious! We all start jumping around as if we've scored.
This song is sung by the corner to fans leaving the Derby match early.