Lying Chelsea b*stard
Cheer up Frankie Lampard, Oh what can it mean, To be a sh*t Chelsea Bastard. At a sh*t football team...
So good Newell's Old Boys named the stadium after him
Following revelations that we'd spied on every opponent we'd played
The Football League's Corrupt Chant
When it comes to Leeds United they just make up the rules to suit their members