Take the Urn Home - England Cricket Team

We came over from old Blighty, The Barmy Army and me, Around Sydney town we did roam, 6 quid for a pint, A grand for a flight, With Strauss our captain we'll take the urn home, So hoist up the John B sail, See how the mainsail sails, Call for the captain ashore, Take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, With Strauss our captain we'll take the urn home, Ricky Ponting's a broken man, Without Warne he has no plan, He tries to carry the team all on his own, He's losing his hair, But we don't care, With Strauss our captain will take the urn home, So hoist up the John B sail, See how the mainsail sails, Call for the captain ashore, Take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, With Strauss our captain we'll take the urn home, Graeme Swann is a caring guy, Rescues cats in his spare time, Now he's gonna tear the Aussies apart, Tear them apart, Swann, Swann will tear you apart again, Swann, Swann will tear you apart again, They can't read his spin, And so England will win, With Strauss our captain will take the urn home, So hoist up the John B sail, See how the mainsail sails, Call for the captain ashore, Take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, With Strauss our captain we'll take the urn home, Brad Haddin's a simple man, He appeals whenever he can, He even appeals a catch down the leg side (even a wide), He's crap at his job, We think he's a nob, With Strauss our captain we'll take the urn home, So hoist up the John B sail, See how the mainsail sails, Call for the captain ashore, Take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, We'll take the urn home, With Strauss our captain we'll take the urn home...