Something about the Chelski
Sing a song of Chelsea and how they lost the cup, They took the game to penalties and Terry f*cked it up, The players looked like Avram, their faces were so glum, But me I haven't laughed so hard since Lampard lost his mum... (Ed: Apologies to Frank Lampard)
We Hate Those Northern Geordies Gesang
Funny one taking the mick out out those pie lovers
What's That Going over Your Head Gesang
Sung to the tune of Whats That Coming Over The Hill, after Bentleys goal against the Scum
You Lost the League at White Hart Lane Gesang
When we beat the scum 2-1 to put them out of the title race
Gareth Bale Boom Boom Boom Outhere Brothers Gesang
It is taken from the song by the outhere brothers