Sung to Newcastle's no 1, big Steve Harper
He saves shots from all directions Harper, Harper!! He kicks goal kicks for 50 yards Harper, Harper!! He joined the Toon in 99, He is Newcastle’s light and shine, Stevey Harper Newcastle's no1… Nananananananananananananananananananananana Stevey Harper Newcastle's no1…
The Arsenal Anthem (Ed: Is this an Arsenal anthem, fuirst we have heard but ain't been to an Arsenal match for a while?)
You're Getting Sacked in the Morning Chant
Sung to managers who are doing a rubbish job