To My Old Man's A Dustman
Oh the megastore is magic, They sell some magic hats, And when I saw the duvet, I said im having that. I even bought the curtains, And dressing gown in white, I follow Man United, Cause they sell a load of sh*te...
You Should Have Stayed in a Burger Gesang
Sung to Colchester keeper Dean Gerken
Who Do You Think You Are? Gesang
Sung to the opposition fans when they get up themselves