Villa b*stard
John Carew Carew, He's fatter than me and you, He sh*gs his mother to, John Carew Carew...
Who else can throw a ball the same way a gun fires a bullet?
You're Supporting F*cking S*It Gesang
What's worse than criticising their team?
Jay Tabb song to the tune of the animals go marching 2 by 2
Sung to United or Wednesday but mainly Wednesday