Not very good, are you?
Your support is, Your support is, Your support is f*cking sh*it, Your support is f*cking sh*it... (repeats)
Sung against the Dirty Preston or the Inbreds at Burnley
Sung to the tune of 'Always look on the Bright Side of Life'
10 Men Went to Bed with Ashley Gesang
Playing against Chelsea after the Cheryl/Ashley divorce
The Football League Is Upside Down Gesang
When suffering a particularly heavy defeat and at the wrong end of the table
We're Going to P*** on Your Party Gesang
When the opponents need a win to be promoted/champions